"Holy
fuck*!" Arnav cussed and slumped onto the dining table. His
elbows rested on the table, his hands clutched his head which was pounding with
a killer hangover-headache.
Arnav Singh
Raizada, a 23 year old MBA student, loved his parties and his alcohol. He
hated the hangovers just as much. This was a routine of every Saturday
night. Party hard and then writhe in pain the next day. He also
loved his women. He went through his fair share of girls in the last few
years he'd been a student.
He sat there,
clutching his head, thinking about his recent break up which just made his head
hurt even more.
A few seconds
later, a slender hand with a milky complexion put a glass of lemon juice in
front of him with an aspirin tablet. He smiled weakly.
"Thank you
Khush." He took the pill and gulped it down with a lemon juice.
Khushi Kumari
Gupta. Or as Arnav liked to call her: Khush, Witch, Tiny, and MTB
(standing for Miss Tom Boy). She was the only girl, whom Arnav Singh
Raizada had failed to impress with his charms and money. She had
developed the kind of relationship he had never developed with any other
woman. Friendship. She was, in every sense, his best friend.
She understood him more than his own Di. She was always there for
him. She put up with his tantrums and he with hers.
After his Di,
she was the only one in front of whom he had broken down and cried remembering
his mother. The demise of Khushi's father four years ago had only brought
them closer. Now, they were inseparable. Despite their pranks on
each other, their countless fights, their rude exchange of cusses, it was
always the two of them against the world. You couldn't mess with one
without angering the other. You couldn't make one happy without making
the other just as happy.
Khushi took a
seat next to him and then set down her plate of breakfast. Arnav looked
at it with wide eyes. He shook his head and picked up a fork. He
stabbed a strawberry from her plate and shoved it in his mouth.
"Tsk.
Get your own breakfast!" Khushi rolled her eyes and spoke with a
mouthful. One thing Khushi couldn't stand was people taking away her
food. Food was something she loved dearly.
Arnav raised an
eyebrow. "I thought that was for both of us."
"You were
busy sleeping so I didn't bring yours. It's in the kitchen."
Khushi shrugged.
Arnav looked at
her "plate" of breakfast again. A pile of one, two, three,
four, five...EIGHT pancakes, he counted, three toasts, a muffin, a bunch of
fruits, and a croissant.
"Seriously
Khush...stop eating like a pig or else you'll become fat like one."
He tried to steal a raspberry but Khushi slapped his hand away.
"Don't envy
my metabolism just because you can't eat like this and stay skinny...I know you
wish you could eat as much as I can...because then you wouldn't have to lose
every time we had a competition."
"No thank
you...I don't want to eat like a pig...and you know Khush...this isn't very
lady like...the way you eat, I mean." Arnav smirked. He knew
her response before she said it.
Khushi
scoffed. "If being a lady means being like one of your girlfriends
who pick at their food rather than eating it...I'd rather not be a lady."
"Oh my
god. Don't tell me you two have started fighting already." A
slender girl with waist long hair and a sweet smile took a seat in front of
Arnav.
Anjali Singh
Raizada, his older sister who was finishing up her Teacher's school education
to reach her goal of becoming a professor. She was very dear to him as
she was the mother figure in his life. They had lost their mother in an
unfortunate accident when she was fifteen and he was thirteen. The loss
of his beloved mother had taught him how important it was to love your close
ones and appreciate them fully because fate's cruel games could snatch them
away from you any unforeseen minute.
"We never
fight." Arnav and Khushi spoke up simultaneously making Anjali roll
her eyes.
"Yeah, you
two not fighting is just as believable as me being Salmaan Khan's
wife!" She muttered.
Arnav left the
table to get his breakfast and came back within minutes. Khushi raised
her eyebrows at him once she looked at the bowl of cornflakes.
"Cornflakes?
Seriously? You eat like a girl Arnie boy." Khushi grinned.
"Ha.
Ha. You're so funny Khush." Arnav started munching on the
cereal.
"Please
don't start again..." Anjali warned. "I already have a
headache. These parties are fun and all but this hangover is so
not! How come you don't have one?" Anjali asked Khushi.
Khushi
shrugged. "I did...when I woke up..."
"Ahh..."
Arnav drawled thoughtfully. "That explains the crankiness...I
mean...you never make such a fuss when you wake up..."
"How do you
know she was cranky?" Anjali asked with raised eyebrows.
"We slept
together last night." Arnav said casually.
"WHAT?!?"
Anjali's voice was echoed by three new additional voices.
Arnav turned to
look at the usual addition to their group as they joined the table and took
their seats.
Rohan Oberoi;
Anjali's boyfriend of three years, Akash Singh Raizada; Arnav and
Anjali's cousin, And Payal Gupta; Khushi's cousin, as well as Akash's
girlfriend of six months. These six individuals were nothing short of a
family. Having known each other since their high school days, and having
lived together as housemates in a foreign country for the last five years had
only strengthened their bonds.
"What do
you mean you slept together? How could you? She's your best
friend! And Khushi...how could you?? What will Garima Aunty
say?" Payal blasted at them.
"Chotte
this is not right!" Anjali slammed a hand on the table.
"Do you know how awkward things will be between you two now!?"
"Why?
It's not like we haven't slept together before..." Khushi frowned in
confusion, not understanding the reaction as she stuffed another big chunk of
the muffin into her mouth.
Payal slapped a
hand over her mouth in shock while Akash's head just swivelled to look at
whoever was speaking. Rohan put an arm around Anjali's shoulders and
smirked. He had understood exactly what Arnav and Khushi meant but he
wasn't about to clear up the misunderstanding. This was amusing to watch.
"And...And
you didn't tell us? I thought after Arnav, me and Payal are the
closest to you!" Anjali accused, her eyes brimming with tears.
"Didn't
tell you what?? You know he sleeps in my room all the time."
Khushi said exasperatedly.
"And she
sleeps in my room sometimes...what's the big deal?" Arnav looked at
them all like they had three heads.
Rohan suppressed
a chuckle.
"But...you
never slept with each other, you know?" Akash said
trying to make sense.
"It is kind
of obvious if we're in each other's rooms isn't it?" Arnav looked at
Khushi and they shrugged at each other.
"How are
you two so normal about this? How long has this been going on? Are
you two...a...a couple now?" Payal questioned.
"WHAT?!?!?"
It was Arnav and Khushi's turn to be shocked.
"Why would
we be a couple now just because we sleep in each other's room?"
Khushi shot at Payal.
Arnav's brain
gears turned and he finally caught on to what Anjali and Payal were thinking.
"Oh Hell
No! We meant that we sleep in each other's room...you know sometimes
after a party...sometimes while studying...sometimes she comes to my room when
she can't sleep...it's not...we didn't...like...we didn't sleep with each
other..." Arnav frowned at a chuckling Rohan.
"But you
just said..." Payal started.
"Payal!
We slept together as in on the same bed...not together together."
Khushi looked scandalized.
"So you
mean you two didn't...you know..." Anjali started and Arnav rolled his
eyes.
"No
Di. We didn't have sex." He said casually.
Akash and Rohan
burst into laughter at the horrified looks on Anjali and Payal's faces.
Khushi frowned at them.
"You two
thought that me and him...? Ewww...That's gross...I
mean...Ewww..." Khushi shuddered.
Arnav laughed at
her raection and then he suddenly realized what she'd said. What did she
mean by 'ew'? He was aware of his good looks. He was rich. He
was an attractive package! What else could explain the long list of his ex-girlfriends??
Wait a minute. Was she saying he was nothing special?!
Arnav's jaw
dropped. "Hey! What do you mean Ewww? Are you
questioning my manhood?"
Arnav's tone
feigned offense and Khushi rolled her eyes at him while the other four just
watched on...awaiting the fight they knew would arise any second. As
usual.
"What if I
am?" Khushi challenged as she stood up holding the now empty
breakfast plate.
The four
spectators burst out laughing as Arnav gaped at her. She had just taken a
few steps towards the kitchen when Arnav walked up behind her and lifted her
off her feet, one of his arms around her waist while the other took the plate
out of her hands. she was small enough for him to carry single handed.
He smirked when she swore.
"What the
hell are you doing?" Khushi tried to wiggle out of his grip.
"I'll show
you how much of a man I am." Arnav said mischievously as he walked
into his room and kicked the door shut behind him.
Payal looked at
Anjali and the two exchanged wary glances.
"Oh come on
you two...you know what they're like...they're very comfortable with each
other...emotionally and physically...and they're adults...let
them be." Rohan said wisely.
"Oh stop
trying to be our father!" Anjali glared at him.
"They've
stretched their physical comfort level to its extent...I mean...any outsider
will look at them and think they're in a relationship...I'm just worried...what
if they cross a line?" Payal looked at the shut door, the peals of
giggles and laughter loud enough to echo in the entire penthouse. Payal
was horrified at the thought of what could be going on behind that closed door.
"That's
just the sister in you speaking, Payal. You know they've fallen asleep in
each other's room when they're drunk...if they haven't crossed any lines in all
these years...I don't think they're about to start now. And stop looking
at the door like that!" Akash smiled at her. "Knowing
them, they're probably fighting in there..."
"Why are
you two thinking along these lines today, anyway?" Rohan asked with
a raised eyebrow. "They're always like this...so
why these questions today?"
Anjali
shrugged. "Just because of the confusion about their sleeping
arrangements I think."
A couple minutes
later, the door to Arnav's room opened and a triumphant looking Arnav stepped
out. Khushi followed a few seconds later, fixing her hair into a
ponytail.
"That's
unfair Raizada! You know I'm very ticklish! You used it against
me!" Her hands were on her hips while she glared at him and Arnav
just shrugged at her.
"You'll
regret this Arnav." Khushi threatened.
"We'll
see..." Arnav plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV.
Khushi groaned and then plopped down next to him, punching his arm.
Akash turned to
Payal with an I-told-you-so' look. The four finished breakfast chatting
about school and the previous night's party while Arnav and Khushi watched 'Van
Helsing'. The two picked their characters and spoke along with them.
Having watched the movie a gazillion times, they knew the lines by heart.
This was one of the reasons why no one would watch a movie with them if they'd
already seen it more than twice. They always did this "talk
along" thing and it drove everyone nuts!
As the movie
came to an end, Khushi finally stood up and stretched. "Ahh...I
think I'll go take a shower now..."
"Oh so that's what
the smell was..." Arnav joked.
Khushi looked at
him with a bored expression. "Do you know you've tried to use that
joke for the last week and it only worked the first time? And for your
information...I'm going to take another shower...I already
took one this morning unlike you."
Khushi stalked
off to her room leaving Arnav with another movie to watch on the TV.
"When are
they coming back?" Arnav questioned regarding Akash, Payal, Rohan,
and Anjali who had gone on a double date lunch. Something they'd started
doing every Sunday recently.
"I don't
know...probably around three in the afternoon as usual." Khushi called
out from her room.
---
"You're
still here? I thought you'd be out with Natasha..." Khushi sat
next to Arnav and he immediately put his head in her lap and lay down across
the couch.
"Oh
right...I forgot to tell you...we broke up last night." Arnav looked
at the TV. "NO! Catch that, you fool!" He screamed
at the cricketer on the TV screen.
"What was
the reason this time?" Khushi rolled her eyes.
"I told her
that she deserved better and that I was a jerk and didn't deserve her."
Khushi threw
back her head and laughed out loud. "And she believed
that?" Khushi said in between her peals of laughter.
"Wow...I think she was the dumbest one you've dated so far."
"Yeah?"
Arnav turned his head and looked up at her.
"Well
yeah...I mean...she was working for her history essay and she asked me when the
war of 1812 happened and I told her 1946 and she believed me!!"
Khushi shook her head and laughed.
"Not the
best brains, I agree, but she was hot!" Arnav shrugged.
"So who's
the next target?" Khushi picked up the remote and changed the
channel on the TV.
"Shanaya
Singh."
Khushi gasped
and looked down at him. "Oh my god...that...that Dear me chick?"
Khushi imitated the girl perfectly with the self fanning gesture making Arnav
laugh.
"Yep.
That's the one."
"Uggh...I
think your taste is getting worse and worse by day." Khushi made a
face.
"I wouldn't
say that if I were you...you've been single for as long as I can
remember." Arnav said casually, eyes still glued to the TV.
"That is
because you scare the crap out of anyone who tries to hit on me."
Khushi argued.
"As if
you'd say yes to any of those guys." Arnav rolled his eyes.
"That's
true."
"Besides...I'm
not about to let anyone take you away from me." He muttered, more to
himself, than her.
"What?"
Khushi asked.
"What?"
He countered.
"Nothing...I
thought you said something." Khushi turned her eyes back to the TV.
---
Anjali and Payal
walked behind Rohan and Akash respectively when they returned. Rohan
frowned seeing a post-note over the keyhole.
Khushi and I
are gone to get some groceries. Will be back by 4. - Arnav.
"Well...that's
one less chore for me to do." Anjali sighed thankfully.
They had walked
in merely two steps when suddenly, they all slipped and tried to hold onto each
other but only ended up pulling each other down. The next second, a cold
splash of water and a shower of some kind of power were dumped on them.
Laughter echoed
in the living room of the penthouse as Arnav and Khushi doubled over, laughing
at the state of their victims. The four of them wiped their faces and
looked around and found Arnav and Khushi on the floor, literally rolling around
laughing like no tomorrow.
"Ha!
That's for this morning!" Khushi laughed at the four of them who
resembled some horror movie characters.
"Oh come
on! That's unfair! I didn't even say anything this
morning!" Rohan argued, trying to stand up but slipping on the
slippery floor.
He touched the
floor with his hand and then brought his hand to his nose, sniffing the
slippery material. Baby oil. The mixture of baby oil, water, and
flour stuck to them in a gooey form and the four had quite a hassle trying to
get up.
"Mission
accomplished." Arnav and Khushi high fived each other.
Arnav draped his
arm around Khushi's shoulders casually and Khushi's arm went around his upper
back since she was much shorter than he was.
"See ya
later!" Arnav grinned at them as the two walked out, picking up
their tennis racquets, leaving their poor victims in their struggle.
"I don't
get it...why do we always end up falling into their pranks?" Akash
dusted his hair free of the flour.
"Because
Anjali and Payal can't shut up about how much they want Arnav and Khushi to
become a couple." Rohan glared at the two women who exchanged a
sheepish look.
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